Honky-Tonk Somewhere lyrics - Garth Brooks

Help me, 911 operator, got a Friday night emergency

I need nursin' cause I'm hurtin' from a long week workin'

And I'm thirstin' for a remedy

I need a red-head, brunette, or blonde

Angel have mercy that will put me through intensive care

There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere

Hang on, don't hang up on me lady

Gotta take me to the promised land

Cause I'm dying to see something like a jukejoint jumpin'

To the thumpin' little five piece band

I need a red dirt n swingin'

Anything that's country

Karaoke, I don't care

There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere

There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere

There's gotta be a honky-tonk

Girl you gotta get me there

I've tried the phone at the road

Mapped Siri, where's the party at

That ain't got me anywhere

There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere

Last call, answer operater

I'm afraid I'm runnin' out of time

I know I sound broken but I just keep hopin'

for an open glowin' neon sign

Maybe this is crazy but I'm thinkin' baby

Maybe later you could meet me there

There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere

There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere

There's gotta be a honky-tonk

Girl you gotta get me there

I've tried the phone at the road

Mapped Siri, where's the party at

That ain't got me anywhere

There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere

Out there's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere